Apparently, I have the innate ability to tease my friends without realizing they are interpreting my jests as personal attacks. Today, someone threw away my avocado that was in our work refrigerator. Once I found out who did it, I suggested he throw away the lunch meat that's been sitting in there for about two months instead. I didn't understand that I was calling out my coworker in the process, so he got up and started yelling at me and things almost ended in fisticuffs.
Anyway, it's all good. I apologized for picking on him, and he said he was sorry for yelling at me. Now, we realize it was all just an evil plot by our boss to divide and conquer us. Here's a picture of our little team at work.